Pizza  Love Thrusting Follow @justbemysquishy No Heroes Allowed
blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?
  • me: are there any spirits listening
  • ouija: yes are you alone
  • me: yes
  • ouija: haha nice whats up :P
  • me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
  • ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol
ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

Steal His Look: Bob Belcher
Versace apron - $635
Fendi mustache - $98
Louis Vuitton shirt - $7,245
Giorgio Armani suede shoes - $369
Calphalon spatula - $179
infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR

beyoncekohls:

2013 kim possible: call me, beep me, text me, facebook me, tweet me, kik me, ask me, if you wanna reach me

usb-dongle:

one time my boyfriend cracked an egg and it looked just like a fish

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

averypottermormon:

harry-twater:

I THOUGHT THE LAST ONE SAID PATH OF COCKS

it would be accurate either way

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it