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hensexy:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

shes got a strong ass jaw holding that book up

riesshistoria:

are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

snorlaxatives:

shufflesavwidit:

snorlaxatives:

cigarettes are soooo nasty

LOL, howabout no

you put up a compelling argument

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

image

en0lagay:

this could be us

ven0moth:

ven0moth:

who’s the best at embracing their inner child?

pregnant women

upgraders:

*loses a fight irl* wtf bro rematch I was lagging 

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays
ruinedchildhood:


The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek

Papa bear on the rebound though

this is the most important gif on the INTERNET