friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes
*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.